I was quite bemused to see, among the stack of guidelines the Ministry had given to us, a little booklet on the management of gambling disorders.
I was thinking that if I were to be a CEO of a hospital one day, I could place this gigantic cigarette vending machine next to the respiratory ward. The point would be to bring in revenue to the hospital so we can progress. No patients would be affected because er... the vending machine targets only visitors to the hospital. I'd make it such that patients have to pay twice the usual sum for a pack of cigarettes.
No worries, patients can control their own urge to smoke because they are in charge of their lives. And when all else fails, I can give my doctors brochures on how to advise patients against smoking, or even make anti-smoking advertisements in the manner of this anti-gambling ad that I've coincidentally found on the net:
Really, no worries at all
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